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# Tight coats and flimsy head scarves
# Any other improper dress
# Make up items including lipstick
# Style accessories
# High heel/stylish shoes
I have decided to call these stuff as weapons of mass destruction because these things can cause Earthquakes!! And any self-respecting earthquake kills a lot of humans i.e. causes mass destruction.
Let me explain it further. ➡
If you dress in a tight coat and show off your hair and put on light make up you may end up causing a 6 magnitude quake on Richter scale.
Skirt + Scarf + Light make up = 6.5
Tight coat + scarf + heavy make up ± accessories = 5.5 to 5.9
Jeans + make up ± accessories ± heels ≥ 6.9
And then there are aftershocks. 😦
No wonder with dresses of Haiti women like these, Haiti experienced an earthquake of 7.0 on Richter scale!
As I have a G rated and Safe For Work blog, I can’t put up images of the dresses of Chinese women which caused the 7.1-magnitude quake killing 1,144 people as of today. 🙄
So imagine what will happen if women stay nude?? 😕
Hmmm, with the rising nudity everywhere no wonder the world will come to an end in 2012. 💡
What am I blabbering about? Have I gone mad? What sort of post is this? Have I had a bit too much of the sun?
This is the reason :-
A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported on Saturday.
“Many women who dress inappropriately … cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes,” Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at Tehran on Friday prayer.
“Calamities are the result of people’s deeds,” he was quoted as saying by reformist Aftab-e Yazd newspaper. “We have no way but conform to Islam to ward off dangers.”
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What do you think causes Volcanic eruptions? and Tsunamis? and Floods? and Landslides?
Let the comments begin!!
P.S. I was kidding about the copying my post thing in case you take it seriously. DO NOT DARE TO PLAGIARIZE ME!